A 6 year old boy was sitting on the steps of his appartment building, eating a huge bowl of chocolate pudding. A man walked by and was surprised by just how big a bowl it was. He asked the youngster, " Is that a bowl of pudding?" To which the youngster replied, " Yes, Sir, it is." The man then asked, " Are you going to eat all of it?" The boy responded, " Yes, Sir, I am." Then the man asked, " Does your mother know that you're going to eat all the pudding?" The boy replied, No, Sir, she doesn't." Then the man asked, " Well, don't you know that eating all the pudding isn't good for you?" The boy answered, " My grandfather lived to be 100 years old." And the man asked, " Is that because he ate a big bowl of pudding everyday?" The boy cooly replied, " No. It's because he minded his own f**king business."