A heart doctor had just died. at his funeral a heart made out of red carnations opened up and his casket was mechanically lifted and pushed into the heart, which then closed. everyone in the church was crying, except for one man in the back who was cracking up. one of he heart doctor's relatives went into the back and asked him 'what is so funny?' the man repiled 'i'm just imagining my funeral... i'm a gynecoligist'.