There are two statues in the park - one male, one female - and they've been facing each other for hundreds of years. One night, God sends down a bolt of lightning and brings both statues to life. Without even having to make eye contact, the two run toward each other and they meet halfway. They join hands and run into the woods.

A half hour later, they both come out of the woods together, completely exhausted.

The girl catches her breath and says, "Let's rest up and do it again."

The guy says, "Okay, but this time YOU hold the pigeons and I'LL crap on them."