What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Crisp Cringle



What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither! Candles always burn shorter!



What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle



Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

He had low elf esteem



What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic