So one day the lone ranger was walking down a rugged mountain pass when he was taken prisoner by apache Indians. they brought him to his tent and told him "Ranger, you have fought braveley against my people, but also my enemies, so for both of the reasons i will have to put you too death in three days, but every day you get one wish but it cant be to get freed or not die." so for his first wish he asked to speak to his horse in privacy, after whispering something in the horses ear, and then it rides off in to the sunrise, at sunset it returns with a beautiful brunette woman and brings it into the tent. the next day the horse does the same thing except he brings back a beautiful redhead. On the last day the lone ranger asks for the same request, but out of curiosity, the chief eavesdrops on the ranger and his horse silver. when he peeks his head in the tent and hears "Alright you stupid horse, you better get this straight this is the last time im going to say this to you