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The robbery

Sharon plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the Jean in great detail. The robbery begins, Sharon drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Jean, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Jean.
She goes in the bank while Sharon waits in the getaway car. One minute passes... Two minutes pass... Seven minutes pass and Sharon is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Jean. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.
The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Sharon says "You idiot! I thought you understood the plan!"
Jean said, "I did... I did exactly what you said!" "No, you idiot," said Sahron. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
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