Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were scared because he had a famous move called The Russian Pretzel, which often sent his opponents to the ER.

When the first American saw him, he said, "Coach, he's HUGE. I'm scared."

The coach replied, "You da MAN! Get in there!"

The guy started the match quite confidently, but after about a minute, the Russian picked him up, slammed him into the famous pretzel, and sent him to the ER.

The same with the second, so the third told his coach he was backing out.

The coach said, "C’mon, son. You’re our last chance!"

He started out well, but when the Russian started to twist him up, the coach turned his head. When he looked back, he saw the kid had won. The coach, baffled, asked the kid how he did it.

"Well Coach, when that damn Russian started twisting me, it HURT! So when I saw two red things dangling there, I bit them... HARD! You'd be surpris