The Sci-Fi Movie Checklist
varsoth
Published
08/31/2008
Never screw with time travel. Also, never screw anyone while time-traveling. You could become your own Grandfather.
If you are a space marine, make sure you take off your helmet. If the audience can’t see your face, you’re a disposable extra.
All geneticists are inherently mad scientists. Kill them before they engineer some monster, or deadly virus, or virus that turns people into deadly monsters.
If a corporation is involved, they’re evil.
The cute alien is not. Cute things are not the basis of good movies.
If they ‘come in peace,’ shoot first. You wouldn’t trust a guy who introduced himself with the lines, “I’m not gonna kill you,†so why make an exception for ET?
Don’t put your global defenses in the hands of a sentient computer. It will get bored.
Grizzled marines survive. Clean-shaven pretty boys get their brains sucked out.
Always set phasers to kill.
Never tell anyone the odds.
They’re never the droids you’re looking
If you are a space marine, make sure you take off your helmet. If the audience can’t see your face, you’re a disposable extra.
All geneticists are inherently mad scientists. Kill them before they engineer some monster, or deadly virus, or virus that turns people into deadly monsters.
If a corporation is involved, they’re evil.
The cute alien is not. Cute things are not the basis of good movies.
If they ‘come in peace,’ shoot first. You wouldn’t trust a guy who introduced himself with the lines, “I’m not gonna kill you,†so why make an exception for ET?
Don’t put your global defenses in the hands of a sentient computer. It will get bored.
Grizzled marines survive. Clean-shaven pretty boys get their brains sucked out.
Always set phasers to kill.
Never tell anyone the odds.
They’re never the droids you’re looking
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