The seven dwarves went on a journey to the Vatican because they had a very important question to ask the Pope. Once they had arrived, they were made to stand in a waiting room until the Pope could meet with them. A few minutes later the Pope appeared, and said "why do you seek me for council my friends?" Dopey, the silent and most reluctant, stepped forward and asked "Mr. Pope, we were wondering... how many dwarf nun's are there in the United States?" The Pope replied "none to my knowledge son."
The other six dwarves giggled under thier beards...
"Mr. Pope", Dopey asked again, "how many dwarf nuns are there in Europe?" The Pope again replied "as far as i know, there aren't any my dear boy."
The other six dwarves began laughing out loud...
With a big sigh Dopey asked one final question. "Mr. Pope, sir, in the whole wide world how many dwarf nuns are there?" Getting more frustrated the Pope said with a stern voice "None! there are no dwarf nuns anywhere on this planet!"
The other six dwarves were rolling on the ground in hysteria by this point.
The pope, taking notice to all of the others finding Dopeys question so amusing, asked "why is this so funny to you all?"
trying to catch his breath, Doc shouted out "because...this means...Dopey fucked a penguin!"