I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car .

You know how you can just get soooooooooo stressed, and life's every day, real existences seems to get extremely funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it. As the guy got out of the car, I recognized that he was a DWARF!

He comes storming towards me and as he approaches my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'