There tree guys that were trying to become cristians after all their sins.They went to go disscus their sins with the priest.He said to the first guy"what did you do?''The guy said"I kicked sand in a girls face.''The priest said"Go drink the holy water.
The second person was laughing too hard sohe skipped him and went to the third person.The priest said"what have you done?''The guy said I stole candy from a baby."The priest said go drink the holy water.
Then he went back to the second guy and said"what did you do?''It was hard for him to say it because he was laughing to hard but he finally said"I pissed in the holy water.''