There are three guys in heaven, dicsussing how they died. The first guy tells the others, "Well, my wife and I weren't getting along the best, so I decided to take her on a second honeymoon. While we were there, I was playing golf, when a friend who was also in the hotel called me and told me he thought my wife was screwing somebody else in the hotel room. I ran back, and found her alone, then saw a guy running out the hotel door, so I grabbed the refrigerator, and threw it off the balcony at him. My hand got stuck, and I went with it."
"Amazing coincidence," said the second, "I was running late for a business meeting, so I ran out of my hotel. The next thing I knew, a refrigerator hit me on the head and killed me!"
"Talk about a coincidence,"said the third,"I was screwing some guy's wife in a hotel while he was out golfing, and she told me he was coming, so I hid in the refrigerator. The next thing I knew, I was dead!"