A man is driving down a country road, when he happens to look down at the road next to him. To his amazement, he see's a three-legged chicken, and the chicken is matching his speed. So the guy goes a bit faster. And the 3-legged chicken keeps pace with him. The man thinks, 'I'm not having this', and speeds up to 100mph. Still the chicken is running alongside. After 2 miles the chicken heads off down a side road. Intrigued, the guy decides to turn around and investigate this phenominal fowl. When he goes down the side road, he is astounded to discover a farm yard containing at least 10,000 of these 3 legged chickens. He goes up to the farmer and asks him what the hell is going on. 'Well', say's the farmer, 'Everybody loves chicken drumsticks, and I cross-bred them to produce a 3 legged strain'. 'What a brilliant money making idea', said the driver, 'what do they taste like?'
'Dunno' replied the farmer, ' I've never been able to catch one of the bastards'.