A guy walks into a bar and sees a very sexy woman. They look one to each other and agree only with they’re looks to make sex. So they go to the girl’s home. After they have sex the man looks at the watch and sees that it’s 3:00 am and hurries to dress up and go home. After he leaves he asks the woman to give him some talc powder. After he powders his hands runs home:
- You pig, look at the watch! Where have you been?
- Dear, I went into a bar and saw a very sexy woman. I went with her at her home and had sex until now...
- Show me your hands, screams the wife. You fucking liar, you played bowling all night again!