Hi Ladies and gentleman I am Billy Mays here Strait form Hell to sell you On this fabulous Idea That I just came Up with. It is called Ice Water and you can keep your cool even if is it 1,000,000,000,000 Degress anywhere Ask our Customers They Love it,

Ed Mchahon: Before I was Chanting Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrres The Devil I didn't know If you could get Ice water here But thanks for the Devil Killing off Billy to Join Us He just makes a eternity here just a little bit better

Billy: Thanks Ed Now here is another satisfied Customer


Bea Arther: I thought hell was gonna be me stuck in Episodes of Golden Girls and Maude With Billy Passing out cold water it makes me fell alive again

Billy: thanks Maude for you input Folk act now and you will become the devils minion at no extra cost. Plus I will even throw in a Map and a copy of that loveable dong If your going through hell for just one easy payment of your Soul Here is what other are saying about it

Micheal Jackson: Owwwwwwwwwww I used to poke kids up there asses now the devil does it to me what Fun. When I heard Bully was here I knew it was gonna be the Thriller of my Eternity. Now I cant stop till I get enough!!!!!!!!! Oops gotta go Remembered the time.

Billy: Hey Just come down We will leave the lighs out for yeah