A Canadian and an American are sitting in a bar, both a little bored. The Canadian decides to spice things up a little so he says "Lets play twenty questions, eh?"

The American has nothing better to do so he says, "sure I'll think of something."

He starts thinking, and the first thing to pop into his head is a moose. But that seems too obvious so he decides to narrow it down by picking moose cock.

"Alright" he says "I'm ready."

The Canadian says "okay, first question, can you eat it?"

The American grimaces. "Uhhhhhhh, yeah, I... guess" he says.

The Canadian instantly replies "Is it moose cock?"

...F***in Canadians.