One day a house catches on fire and when the captain arrives on site he cannot find his two top firefighters. He makes the decision to go inside to try and find them.

When he gets in there he follows the noise that he hears only to walk into a room where the two male firefighters are having hot and heavy sex. He yells at the two "What in the hell is going on here?"

"Oh" said Bill, one of the firefighters, Joe had passed out of smoke inhelation. "Well" said the captain, "Couldn't you have just given him mouth to mouth?"

"Yeah...." said Bill hesitantly, "How do you think we got here?"