Two guys are sitting next to each other on a plane. Each of the guys have a black eye and it does not take them to figure it out.

The one guy asks, "Hey how did you get that black eye?"

The other guy replies, "Well I had a slip up of words. What I meant to say to the lady behind the counter at the airport was that I wanted a ticket to Tittsburgh. I actually said that I wanted a picket to Pittsburgh. She got upset and punched me."

The first guy starts laughing and says, " That's funny because the same thing happened to me. While sitting at dinner, I leaned across the table and meant to ask to my wife to please pass the salt. Instead I said Fuck you bitch you ruined my life!"