A husband was about to go on a trip and his wife had been complaining about how she wouldn't be able to get any sex while he was gone.

So the day before he was to leave, the husband went to a sex shop to find a dildo for his wife. The clerk asked him,"Need any help sir?"
and the husband said,"Yes, I'm going out of town tomorrow and I would like to buy a dildo for my wife while I am gone." The clerk then replied,"I know the perfect dildo for your wife, it's new, we just got it in stock a few days ago." She lead the husband to the back room and got down a box from the shelf. Then she opened it. "What's so special about this particular dildo," asked the husband. "This is no ordinary dildo, " said the clerk,"This is a voodoo dick. When your wife wants to use it, all she has to say is voodoo dick pussy or ass or whatever. Then it will start humping whatever she requested. All by itself."

The husband thought a minute and the