Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?"


The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains. "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.


The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter? "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing. The week's a freebie.


"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."


"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.