7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!”
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”