What to do in an elevator .. part 2
daroch
Published
03/22/2008
11)Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12)Ask, “Did you feel that?†13)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14)When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s OK, don’t panic, they open again!†15)Swat at flies that don’t exist. 16)Tell people that you can see their aura. 17)Call out, “Group Hug!†and then enforce it. 18.)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!†19)Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?†20)Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
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