One day two Polish people were driving down the country when one of them says to the other "Yuri, I really gotta take a dump theres an out house over there can i use it?" So Yuri agrees he pulls over and Feliks goes running out to go to the bath room. After about thirty minutes Yuri walks in to find Feliks with a giant stick poking at the bottom of the crap pit. then Yuri asks "what the hell are you doing?" then Feliks says " I dropped my coat in there" the Yuri tells him "It doesnt matter we'll get you a new one." then Feliks tells him " No, its not the coat that I want, its the sandwich in the front pocket."