What's 12 inches long, hard and white?
Nothing, it only comes in black

What do you call a bunch of white people in a bus?
Twinkie

Why can't white men jump?
The gel in their hair holds them down.

What do you call a white guy with no legs?
A U.S. veteran

Why come so many white people died on the Titanic?
They don't know how to pray.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What does a bird has that a white girl don't?
A breast.

What's the flattest surface you ever ironed your jeans on?
A white girl's ass.

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

Why did the white guy call me?
To get my phone number.

What did the white guy put on his job application where it said sign here?
Sagittarius

What would you call 200 white guys chasing a black guy in the olden days? Runaway slave
What would you call it today? PGA Tour

What do you call a white guy in a classroom?
Absent

What is "Genitalia", according to white people?
An Italian airline.