An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you', said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet
will not give you a full erection.'
'I am 96', said the old man. 'I don 't want an erection I just want it
sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers