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Wife wins lottery

Mrs. Jones comes into the house jubilantly, slamming the door behind her. She looks over to her husband Jim and says, "pack your bags, I just one the lottery."

"Woo-hooo, alright!" he says, jumping up off of the couch, "Should I pack for the mountains or should I pack for the beach?"

"I don't care," she replies, "just get the fuck out."
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