One day, three blacks, Willy, Leroy, and Billy, were camping.
Willy went to take a leak, while Leroy went to get firewood, and Billy stayed at the tent.
While Willy was relieving himself, a snake leaped out and bit him right on the head of his penis. He screamed out, and Leroy heard him. He dropped everything and ran toward Willy.
When he got there, Willy was crying and moaning. He told Leroy what happened, and Leroy started freaking out. They didn't know what to do. Willy said, "Go ask Billy what to do, he will know." Leroy took off toward the tent.
Leroy ran to Billy and asked, "What do you do for a snake bite?" Billy said, "first, you draw an X where the bite is, then you suck out the venom." Leroy said thanks and took off.
When he got back to Willy, he just stood there. Willy asked, "So what did he say. Hurry!"
Leroy replied, "Billy said your gonna die." :)