If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'

Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.

The good girls keep the diaries the bad girls never have the time.

I always thought that if I were popular, I must be doing something wrong.

Unfortunately, sometimes people don't hear you until you scream.

The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, the look. When a woman gets up people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different from what it was. Not better, necessarily; but different.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.(Gl