Police Officer Potter was cruising around in his patrol car one night. He was on the look-out for trouble. He spotted two little ladies in the front seat of a convertible, parked in a used car parking lot.

The car lot was closed, so Potter drove up alongside the Chevy and asks, "Are you two ladies trying to steal this car?"

It so happened that the two ladies were Barbara and Linsdey. "Certainly not," said Barbara, "we purchased this car this afternoon."

"Well," says Potter, "why don't you start it up and drive out of here?"

"Oh, we don't drive," relies Lindsey. "And besides, we are waiting."

"What on earth are you wating for?" asked Potter.

Barbara, sitting in the driver's seat replies, "We were told that if we ever bought a car from here we would get screwed."