Harry has tickets to the World Cup Final. As he sits in the stadium, a man approaches him and asks: "Is anyone sitting in this seat next to you?"

Harry says: "No, it's empty"

The man is amazed and asks: "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this, to the World Cup Final and not use it?!!"

Harry says: "Well, I've got tickets for both these seats. The other ticket was for my wife, but she died last week."

The man says: "I'm sorry to hear that. But couldn't you have asked a friend or relative to go instead?"

Harry replies: "No, they're all at the funeral."