Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk and passed out. Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it.

The Yankee fan, getting upset, asked, “What are you, a pervert? Why do you keep looking under that hat?" “I am simply surprised, said the officer, "Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole.”