Yo mama's...

got so many gaps in her teeth I can run hurdles on them

so fat she fell in love and it broke

so ugly her parents told her she was muslim so she'd cover her face

so fat nasa wants to use her to plug up the hole in the ozone layer

so greasy every time you try to give her a hug you slip

so hairy when she was born your grandma almost died of rugburn

so poor Angelina Jolie adopted her

so fat she didn't get a birth certificate she got a license plate

so fat she goes rollerskating on semi trucks

so fat she got a black belt in sushi

so fat her jeans are made by hummer

so fat you gotta drive in a car just to smack both ass cheeks

so dark she looks like she went swimming in soy sauce

weave is so bad the horse is suing her (for defamation of character)

breath is so bad she made altiods go on strike

breath is so bad that you ain't black she just breathes on you a lot

breath is so bad her lips have skid marks