1. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor

2. You think crosswalks are for babies

3. Khakis are something you start the car with

4. You think if someones nice to you, they either want something or theyre from out of town (and probably lost)

5. You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds

6. If you hear someone say pahk the cah in hahvad yahd one more time youre going to slap them upside the head.

7. Anything past Worcester is the middle of nowhere

8. You are amazed when traveling out of town that people who work at McDonalds speak English.

9. You think its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.

10. You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.....

11. and that a red light means 2 more can.

12. Crown Victoria = undercover cop

13. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as the T, and only the T

14. For the cost of your house, you could o