-All your ex-boyfriends look alike.

-You keep a pic of your ex in your wallet.

-You sing in a woman's ear when you slow dance.

-You're always talking about your eves to whoever you are currently involved with.

-You break up with somebody and then try to get back the presents you bought them.

-You've been dating someone for over a month but you've never met their family or friends.

-You look at your girlfriends mother to see how she'll look when she's older

-You watch how a man treats his mother to see how he'll treat you.