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The Bakery
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Dentist Trip
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Manisms
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New Mom
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Ugly Shopper
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Biting Nuts
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Rusty Old Thing
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Silent Part
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Italian Virgin
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Fries
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Cheater
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Tampons
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Three cowboys
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Redneck Vasectomy
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The Sergeant Major
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Mature Blonde
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Vaction
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Drunk Husbands
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Drunk Driving
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Bad Zookeeper
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Strip Club Regular
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Selfish Lawyer
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Personal Ad
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Pregnant and Happy
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A letter from one neighbor to another
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Used Car Deal
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Horse and Buggy
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IRS Audit
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Question and Answer
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Ways To Annoy
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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
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Consumer Labels
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Rodney Dangerfield 1 Liners
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Dear Mr Abby
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How To Beat A Speeding Ticket.
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Ways to irritate a Telemarketer
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Dont You Hate It When
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WBAM FM Chicago - Mate Match
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Things To Do With Your AOL Disks
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Growing Up In The Eighties
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