Funny jokes

The Bathtub Test

Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be...

By mrsirsouth

Featured 16 years ago

Lawyer Joke

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early...

By MBeastMan51

Featured 16 years ago

Take a Hike

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Keep Quiet

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Funny Warning Labels

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

They Walk Among Us...

People like these make you wonder how they actually survive in this world of ours! A K-Mart check out clerk rang up $46.64. I gave her a...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

Internet Axioms

Internet Axioms 1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of...

By OnST

Featured 16 years ago

You'll Fart Your Guts Out

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat...

By eyendsky

Featured 16 years ago

Small World

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The...

By buddha247

Featured 16 years ago

Texans

Two hill-billies from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan...

By Molocter

Featured 16 years ago

Rectum Stretcher

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in...

By MPBlaster

Featured 16 years ago

Cinderella Story

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world ...

By aimeelee143

Featured 16 years ago

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker

A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Superman That Hoe

Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman sun bathing in the nude. He has some dirty thoughts but doesn't want to get turned...

By austinromero07

Featured 16 years ago

What starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your...

By swifttallon

Featured 16 years ago

Kids are quick

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it...

By jinky1888

Featured 16 years ago

Marriage Quotes by Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems...

By earthwormjerm

Featured 16 years ago

The Priest's Question

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass,...

By Rocketfan

Featured 16 years ago

Hawaii Vacation

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. ...

By Cheflumplump

Featured 16 years ago

He Said, She Said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said...

By swifttallon

Featured 16 years ago

Are Computers Male or Female?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine...

By lorddread

Featured 16 years ago

2008's First Christmas Joke

2008's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season'...

By Ricky2

Featured 16 years ago

Proof

Proof that Jesus was... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Lobster Story

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking Up the wharf carrying two at-least-three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand. It...

By seeley17

Featured 16 years ago

Funny jokes

The Bathtub Test

Lawyer Joke

Take a Hike

Keep Quiet

Funny Warning Labels

They Walk Among Us...

Internet Axioms

You'll Fart Your Guts Out

Ten Things Only Women Understand

Small World

Texans

Rectum Stretcher

Cinderella Story

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker

Superman That Hoe

What starts with F and ends with K

Kids are quick

Marriage Quotes by Men

The Priest's Question

Hawaii Vacation

He Said, She Said

Are Computers Male or Female?

2008's First Christmas Joke

Proof

Lobster Story

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