12 Kids Who Are Slightly Unreasonable
But maybe we're all wrong, and it's the parents who are jerks. You be the judge.
By godimgay
Published 9 years ago in Funny
But maybe we're all wrong, and it's the parents who are jerks. You be the judge.
1
"I wouldn't let her stick a plastic straw in her sister's ears."
2
"I made him wear buttons."
3
"Wanted a cinnamon roll. Got a PBJ instead."
4
"I wouldn't let her put her toys in a milk-filled cereal bowl."
5
"I celebrated their ancestry w/ fun St. Patrick's day mustaches."
6
"I wouldn't give him the hot wire rack from the toaster oven."
7
"I wouldn't "turn down the noise" in the restaurant (i.e. other customers talking) while she watched Frozen."
8
"I wouldn't let her listen to Linkin Park's 'Bleed it Out.'"
9
"She wanted her ponytails 'rolled' (????)."
10
"I interrupted a lunchtime snack of fresh dog poop."
11
"I took away the darts I found her playing with."
12
"We wouldn't let her smash the cake until after we sang happy birthday."
