12 Texts You Get At 3 AM And What They Really Mean
kilgore9012
Published
09/23/2014
To help you truly determine the meaning of that text that woke you up, here's a handy guide of the messages you get at 3 am and what they really mean.
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What It Means: Somebody is either dying, or your friend Lindsay owes you a lot of big favors after this one. -
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What It Means: Your friend took drugs. A lot of drugs. -
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What It Means: It's almost definitely a pocket text, BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT!? You'll try to convince yourself she's asking you if you want to go see a new DJ called DJ jjjjjjjjbhjbh. It's time to let go. -
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What It Means: Your friend drank way too much and is making promises he will never keep. In a week he'll forget this text ever existed. -
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What It Means: "The person I started dating instead of you broke up with me and now I'm super horny so I'm hoping you're still single and really lonely!" -
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What It Means: You're about to be very single. -
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What It Means: If you're out, someone is seriously concerned about you, but if you're home, someone is about to ask you for a major favor. -
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What It Means: Your friend is going to jail and you should shred any evidence that connects you with him. -
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What It Means: Your friend needs to examine a lot of life choices and you need to keep your phone on silent at night. -
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What It Means: You're either getting fired for something truly terrible, or you have the absolute worst boss in the world that has knows no boundaries. -
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What It Means: He's sleeping in your bed or he's having sex in the living room. -
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What It Means: She's not wanting to go to Olive Garden at 3am, so that means BOOTY CALLLLLLL!
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