To help you truly determine the meaning of that text that woke you up, here's a handy guide of the messages you get at 3 am and what they really mean.
1
What It Means: Somebody is either dying, or your friend Lindsay owes you a lot of big favors after this one.
2
What It Means: Your friend took drugs. A lot of drugs.
3
What It Means: It's almost definitely a pocket text, BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT!? You'll try to convince yourself she's asking you if you want to go see a new DJ called DJ jjjjjjjjbhjbh. It's time to let go.
4
What It Means: Your friend drank way too much and is making promises he will never keep. In a week he'll forget this text ever existed.
5
What It Means: "The person I started dating instead of you broke up with me and now I'm super horny so I'm hoping you're still single and really lonely!"
6
What It Means: You're about to be very single.
7
What It Means: If you're out, someone is seriously concerned about you, but if you're home, someone is about to ask you for a major favor.
8
What It Means: Your friend is going to jail and you should shred any evidence that connects you with him.
9
What It Means: Your friend needs to examine a lot of life choices and you need to keep your phone on silent at night.
10
What It Means: You're either getting fired for something truly terrible, or you have the absolute worst boss in the world that has knows no boundaries.
11
What It Means: He's sleeping in your bed or he's having sex in the living room.
12
What It Means: She's not wanting to go to Olive Garden at 3am, so that means BOOTY CALLLLLLL!
