14 Men reveal the worst thing a woman has said to them during sex
Nathan Johnson
Published
12/06/2017
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“As im slipping it in, her- “wait, you washed it since you pooped last,right?” , me- “what? Yes”, her- “but with antibacterial soap, right?”, me -“um, what… yeah sure”, her -“i dont believe you. Go wash in now and i need to smell it first.” -
2.
“I stopped taking the pill”……after I came….. and that was the end of that relationship. -
3.
“Hurry up” -
4.
Just screaming, in pleasure, from the very start. Like, I just stuck it in, I know it’s not that good. So awkward. -
5.
“i’m gonna put something up your butt when you least expect it” -
6.
I was drunk and had a serious case of the whiskey dick. After about an hour of not finishing (simply cos I couldn’t, lol), she proceeded to cry and throw a fit about how she’s ‘not good enough’ and went on about how ugly she was and unable to satisfy me cos she was so ‘fat and unfunny’. As if I wasn’t struggling enough -
7.
“Let’s Make a Baby!” This was on our 2nd date. Nnnnnewp! -
8.
She didn’t say anything, but she puked. I will say that when a girl throws up, her kegels tighten up pretty dramatically. That part was pretty impressive. -
9.
One time my ex referred to my penis as “Wilfred”, the name of her fish -
10.
Gf of six months screams, “Oh my god, Greg!” My name isn’t Greg. -
11.
“I’ve had bigger.” Those words still sting. -
12.
“f*ck me daddy! f*ck me! I won’t tell mommy, promise!” I can get into some role play but that just creeped me the fuck out because she sounded like she had experienced it before. Yeah, that relationship ended real quick -
13.
The worst thing a girl said to me was when I was giving oral sex for the first time she stopped me and asked me what I was doing down there. -
14.
“Wanna suck MY d*ck?”
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