14 things that will happen to you on a trampoline
Nathan Johnson
Published
02/15/2015
it never ends well
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You accidentally hit that magical sweet spot that sends you flying through the air like a terrified missile -
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For some reason you assume you can just do a flip even though you've never actually attempted one -
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Then you try to show off by pulling off some cool trick you can put online, but you fail miserably -
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You and your pals decide to popcorn each other but that always ends with broken bones and shattered friendships -
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Maybe you could turn it into something sexy? Nope. Not at all -
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You decide to get one of those safety nets, only to discover they're not intended to support the weight of a full grown adult soaring through the air -
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You try to get your pet involved, but you may have ruined his life because he starts seriously freaking out -
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So you start bringing props into the equation and that never ends well -
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Then you figure it's a good idea to jump off something high up onto your trampoline. What could go wrong?? -
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That went terribly, but what if you get a friend to join you? That way you can split the ambulance ride -
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Beyond any logic you then decide to combine getting injured on the trampoline with getting injured in the pool -
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You start to suspect that maybe these things are intended for children and not you -
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But it's too late because now you're bruised, broken, and probably getting mounted by a Golden Retriever -
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Don't worry though, the next time it storms that circle of death is going to be someone else's problem
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