“Flies don’t have teeth. So, when they land on your sandwich and want to eat some, they barf up the contents of their stomach (often containing another animal’s shit) so the digestive enzymes can get on the food and then they eat.”

There is a very specific fetish for men that involves them cutting off their… yeah.

“Anything can happen to anyone at any moment. I had my first seizure at 18. No family member has had epilepsy before. Never take anything for granted. It can all change in an instant.”

Hippo milk is pink.

About 1100 people will get murdered today. A little less than one per minute.

“Female spotted hyenas have what’s known as a “pseudo penis.” It’s really a clitoris that has grown up to 7 inches outside the body, making it resemble the real thing. They also have to give birth through it.”

“Do you know how often money is washed? Yeah, not often. It’s extremely rare in fact; and everyone touches it! if you touch a dollar right now you will have traces of cocaine, 10 various drugs, blood, sweat, saliva, vaginal fluid, semen, poop, piss, and countless other horrors. I mean think about it, how often do you think about what’s on your hands before handling money? how often do you think the other hundred million people think about it?”

The human body has a ton of parasites on it all the time.

You can go from being stable and well off to pretty much homeless in a single instance of bad luck if you don’t have a good support network or anyone to rely on.

“If your eyeballs were to pop out of your head, but stay connected and are dangling like pendulums, there’s nothing you can do to stop your spinny vision. You wouldn’t be able to close your eyes to make it all stop. You’d just be stuck in your disorienting, chaotic hell until you grab your hanging eyeballs and hold them still.”

If you tried to pick a human brain up with your bare hands, it would fall apart.

When you eat eggs, you are eating unfertilized chicken periods.

At any given moment, one of your lungs could randomly decide to burst in what is called a spontaneous pneumothorax.

“When you smell something nasty it means particles from the offending substance are contacting receptors in your nose. Some of those particles in the air are also contacting the tear film on your eyes and you’re breathing them into your lungs.”

“We’re all just dead people that haven’t died yet.”