“A little boy, probably 10, has the last one and is so excited that he’s carrying it around the store with him while his mom is shopping. A grown man punches the kid in the face, grabs the PS3, runs up the register, cuts to the front of the line, pays for it, and leaves. We figured all this out from security footage once the mom reported it and the police were called. He was never caught.”

“Was doing my thing when I heard grunting from a nearby stall. Then I heard the recognizable sploosh of diarrhea releasing. When I exit my stall I see this pool of brown ass juice seeping out from under another stall. It was growing in size while the grunts got more fevered when I saw a woman’s hand appear from under the door with a few pieces of half-ply toilet paper. She was trying to mop up this mess while continuing to shit onto the floor. I noped out of there as quickly as possible.”