“I had a shirt made with unflattering pictures of my wife.”

“I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today.”

“Woke up and discovered that my wife moved our coat stand yesterday.”

“My wife lost a bet and had to go on the scariest ride at the carnival.”

“Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas.”

A hairstylist friend of mine has done her boyfriend’s hair every day that they’ve been stuck inside. So far we have these gems.

For April Fools, I broke an old car’s window and rolled my wife’s car’s window down, scattered glass, and staged the area. She was not amused.

“This is what my boyfriend did to prevent me from snooping before he proposed.”

“My wife said that when I pass, she’ll go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...”

“My girlfriend and I (finally) got a PlayStation 5, so naturally we did a fake maternity and newborn shoot with it.”

“My girlfriend showed up to a party for my birthday dressed as me.”

This husband replaced his baby’s ultrasound with a photo of a xenomorph and the wife sent it to all their relatives without realizing it.

“My girlfriend says that I own too many video games. I sent her this.”

“My wife can’t stand it when I do this.”

6 years ago I lost my wedding ring. I ended up getting a tattoo instead of replacing it. My wife just found it in an old purse.