Every Christmas movie that centers around Santa being real and adults not believing in him. Who is actually leaving the presents? Because if it’s the parents, then Santa isn’t doing his job, but if it’s Santa, where on earth do the parents think the presents are coming from??

The little mermaid. Girl, just write things down.

In The Dark Knight, Batman jumps off a high rise to catch Rachel in mid-air. They land on a fucking cab and no one is hurt. At the end of the movie he falls like 20 feet and is a cripple in the next movie.

In Back to the Future. Doc paints a line on the road so Marty will hit the wire and get the lightning bolt into the flux capacitor at exactly the right time. The movie even says Doc has adjusted for wind resistance etc. BUT when Marty goes to drive the car won’t start. The alarm clock goes off and he is still stalled. So technically Marty leaves late yet still hits the wire on time. So Doc’s math was wrong and no one said a word. If the car had not stalled, Marty would have been too early, missed the lightning bolt, crashed into the movie theater and never got home.

Why would Skynet send its more advanced Terminators to the points in time when Sarah and John knew they might come after them?

Disney’s Hercules. Hades would have been able to check to see if Hercules actually died very easily. Heck, he was probably eagerly waiting to watch Herc’s soul end up in the Underworld. Pain and Panic could NOT have gotten away with that lie.

Die Hard 2. Planes were circling Dulles for hours with no place to land. Except, in that particular area, they are no more than a half-hour from a dozen different airports.

In “Cars” during the one-on-one race between Lightning McQueen and Doc Hudson. The policeman reads out the rules and literally says “No lollygaggin’” What does Doc do? He friggin lollygags as Lightning speeds away! So even though Lightning falls into the cacti and has to be towed out, Doc should already have been disqualified from the race! Lightning wins, he gets to fill up with gas and leave Radiator Springs, leaving Doc to fix the road.

In Jumanji (the original): the hunter, Van Pelt, runs out of ammo and goes to the gun shop to buy more bullets. But at the climax of the movie, when everything from Jumanji gets sucked back into the board, the first thing to get sucked in is his bullet that is mid-flight… One of the bullets he bought from the gun store…

I love the MCU, but one plot hole I’ve seen in the movies comes from Ant-Man. In the beginning of the movie, Hank Pym explains that when you use the Pym particles to shrink, you have the same mass. This way, when Scott shrinks to an inch tall and punches someone in the face, it’s like being punched by a grown man, even though he’s very small. Anyway, fast forward and there’s a scene where Hank reveals that he has a tank on his keychain that he shrunk using the Pym particles. If this is the case, then how was Hank carrying the tank around if it still has its same mass? He shouldn’t physically be able to carry it.

In Independence Day when the army is briefing the volunteers for the assault on the alien mothership, everyone looks at Randy Quaid like he’s crazy for saying he was abducted by aliens… as the world is currently being invaded by aliens

In Toy Story 2 bullseye effortlessly keeps up with a plane that’s moments from take-off. That means he’s capable of running at about 150mph with 2 riders

In the film “Gravity” George Clooney is hanging onto a tether and insists Sandra Bullock cut him loose to save herself. This is complete nonsense as there is no physical force pulling him away. With the slight tug on the tether he would have floated over to her. It’s a monumental plot hole. The director got an Oscar when he should have been imprisoned.

Matrix. It’s safe to assume that the same technology could have worked using any other mammals. Why did the machines pick human instead of, say, cows? It would have been far more convenient to construct and run a matrix that’s just a huge grass plain, with a couple of shepherd dogs as agent. And they probably would have never had a Chosen Cow to come forward and mess with their plans.

Star Wars have plenty but why didn’t Obi-Wan remember R2-D2 and C-3PO is one of my favorite.

Cinderella, she is told by the fairy godmother that everything will turn back to what it originally was at midnight. Her dress, carriage, and horses do so why don’t her glass slippers?