“My Dad Apparently Sneaks His Remote Into A Local Bar So He Can Change The Channel When He Doesn’t Like What’s On. I’m Equally Embarrassed And Impressed”

“Life Pro Tip”

“Meanwhile This Person Is Living In 3018”

“Started Staining The Deck And Needed To Keep The Dog Off The Deck Boards. Solution Found”

“If You Wear Contacts, Leave Them In A Cup Of Coffee Overnight. Instant Sunglasses”

“If It Works It’s Not Stupid”

“I Figured Out You Don’t Actually Have To Assemble These Things”

“If You Stain A Shirt, You Can Simply Outline The Stain With A Sharpie And Give It A Name. This Will Make It Seem Like You Visit Islands”

“My Brother Wanted To Measure The Trees In His Yard. This Is How Did He Did It”

“Well If It Works It Works”

“When Your Landlord Says ‘No Dogs!'”

“If You’re Broke And Can’t Afford Coasters Grab Some Flooring Samples From Home Depot. They Are Free And Come In A Variety Of Colors And Finishes”

“f It’s Stupid And It Works It Ain’t Stupid”