Was at a wedding and after having a little bit to drink decided to be goofy and dip my finger in wax and poke my friends mouth who was one of the bridesmaids. She put her mouth around my finger thinking it was frosting or something and we both laughed then I made fun of her for it. Then she looked me straight in the eyes and said "you put it in my mouth so I sucked it" in one of those innocent/not so innocent tone of voices. Kissed her a bit later that night. Good times.

In college once, I had a waitress at the late night dinner, give me her number on a napkin with a note that she wanted to see if the bulge in my pants was as big as it looked. God, that makes me hot thinking about it 25 year later. What a night that was!

"do you wanna come over for a cup of coffee and a blowjob?" in a text message if that counts

When I was 19 - 21 I worked a 56hour shift with a developmentally disabled client in an old farmhouse on 10 acres. There was male staff and client upstairs, and female staff with client downstairs. The female staff member would come upstairs and chat/watch tv with me for a couple of hours when the clients had gone to bed and one night out of nowhere she just asked me if I wanted a blowjob, which of course I did. After she was done she told me that she had a bit of an oral fixation and as she was going back downstairs she said. "you can use my mouth anytime you want. goodnight!"

As a guy into older girls, probably hearing an old high school friend who was about twenty call me "jailbait" when I was about 17.

Ex-girlfriend, naked in bed "choose your own adventure" in her lovely Australian accent. Also the Australian "HOLY FUCK" when she came. Kirsty, you have a special place in my heart.

She Moaned my girlfriends name when I was banging her during a 3way. I swear nothing has ever sounded hotter than my girlfriends name being moaned by another girl

Ex girlfriend said to me the first time she felt my dick "oh my God." Then we layed there tryin to sleep and she rolled over and said "I can't stop thinking about it I need to suck your dick."

While fingering a girl... Her: Use two fingers. Me: I am. Her: Use three.

She-Come up for coffee Me-I don't drink coffee She-I don't have any

Quote "if you fuck my ass you have to cum in my ass" long story short, I came in her ass

She said "I can feel you stretching me out!" In almost a lustful groan after a few minutes of sex. She was so tight. When she whispered that I don't think I've ever been more turned on in my life.

A girl who caught me looking at her very toned legs in jeans. Her: "Whatcha looking at?" Me: Sorry your legs look great in those jeans. Her: You should see me without them. ME: Why would you take off your legs?

While casually watching a movie with a girl I was into she out of the blue said "want to record me while I suck your cock?" She had a thing for recording herself giving blow jobs and would compare them to another one of her friends recording. It eventually led to my first 3 way with them both.

One night after a bad breakup, I went over to my buddy's house. He had a live-in nanny that lived there - smoking hot 19 year old girl that I'd only briefly met before. Things were winding down, my buddy and his wife go to bed and the nanny mentions she's going to bed too. I said something about "nice talking to you" and how I was leaving. And she replied with "no, I meant we're going to bed."

After kissing my best guy friend on the cheek after a dare at a high school party I proceeded to ramble on about how I felt "so gay". The girl I had been hanging out with for the majority of the night turned to me and said "want to feel straight?"