“Paid for a pro ’hair artist’ to do this to my hair on my wedding day...”

“Here is my favorite picture of my grandma. She was having a hard time with the mixer.”

“The tattoo an acquaintance paid for...”

“The amount of carrots included in my subscription meal kit.”

“We wanted to create something beautiful for our wedding cake. I turned out to be a pregnant sumo wrestler.”

“Tried cutting my friend’s hair. He wanted a smiley face.”

“The lady at the courthouse neglected to tell me I was looking at the wrong camera.”

“Finished sorting my cards and then I fell.”

“Yup, looks the exact same.”

If only it could stand.

“Well, it was nice whilst it lasted.”

“Bought a 3-dollar gold sheet mask.”

“I was trying out my new Copic markers, and a giant ink drop fell while I was finishing the eyes.”

“Was finishing up a 1000-piece puzzle before my cat ran and jumped up on the table to slide the whole thing off.”

“My friend ordered this jacket from AliExpress for his wedding. He ended up going with something else on the day.”