“Invited my parents for dinner and they rang the door at the worst possible moment.”

“My dad helped put in a new toilet at his office today.”

“Headed to the airport and halfway there, I looked down. Thanks for the Father’s Day gift, kids, the slippers are very comfortable.”

“My second attempt at a dress, second fail.”

“When you customize the order, it defaults to no cheese and no sauce. I didn’t notice it until I got home.”

“I came to my parents’ work. My dad’s colleague said he knew a lot about dogs and wanted to be a vet when he was a kid. He noticed our labrador wasn’t pure bred.”

“I sent my mom this photo of my yard not realizing the tiny chair I got for my cat was in the frame, and she thought it was a pregnancy announcement.”

“I ordered chicken wings for dinner and got a box of only veggies and sauce.”

“So I walk into the bathroom and this girl stops me from entering and says, ’Sorry, I couldn’t help but notice your earrings, are you from Texas??’ These are the earrings I was wearing.”

A groundskeeper accidentally sprayed weed killer instead of fertilizer on a school’s football field.

“I’ve never done something more careless than this, I could’ve burned my whole house down by just putting a plastic cover over my ham that I put into the oven.”

“The wife sent me to the store for sugar on my way home and I didn’t realize what happened until I went to put it in the trunk. Figured I’d share my misery.”

“I asked my dad if he could sharpen some pencils for my exam today, and this is what I got.”

“Putting these shoes in the dryer was a bad idea.”

“My dad thought it was a good idea to get up early before everyone else and pick some peaches. They weren’t even close to being ready.”

“For 2 days, people were scared of the weird brown thingy on the tree and didn’t open their windows. One lady was so scared, she called an animal protection service.”