Two guys naked on a bench seat. Driver made sure to tell me they weren’t gay.

My gym teacher, drunk. He started eating the tacos at the drive through window. He was there for over 5 minutes, just eating. I saw him the next day in school, we both acted like nothing happened.

Dude had a full on sex doll dressed up in his passenger seat. Sunglasses, dress and even a hat. I couldn’t even tell it was fake until I asked for their order. Coworker and I looked at each other simultaneously and we both said “was that a sex doll?” This is in a “wealthy” area of my city as well so it was definitely a first.

Only worked drive-through for a year but the weirdest thing I saw was an alpaca in a minivan. They asked at the window if they could order some apple slices for the alpaca. I just gave them two packs on the house.

A month later we get an order for a large mellow yellow no ice, so I decide to take over the window because had a 16 year old running cash and sure enough he hands me his money with his dick in his other hand. We convinced the car in front of him to stay in the lane and we called the cops, he got suspicious and left but they caught him and was charged.

Not seen, but I heard a blowjob taking place over the headset. It was a location open 24/7 so we had to reset the tills for 10 mins every evening at 11pm so people would just sit in their car & wait. Most people don’t realize that we could hear everything, the speakers don’t turn off while the vehicle is there.

Had a guy consistently come through the drive thru with his penis out and showing the young girls running the windows. He would always order the same thing, large mellow yellow no ice, always on a sunday, and always wearing military fatigues. Then he stopped showing up for a bit, we called him private peters, as our little sign to call the cops if he showed up again.

I had 4 women that came through a few times. I’m 16. They’re all like 45+. They weren’t hideous or anything. Just not very attractive. Not fit, but not overly heavy. Not made up. Just naked and completely casual. Never acted like they were even slightly concerned they were naked at all. One of the girls there said they came through about once a week. We didn’t have a nudist colony nearby that I knew of. Just these same ladies.

Someone threw a fish at me once. Didn’t order anything, just a drive by fish attack.

Had a customer come through with a giant grandfather clock in the back seat. The thing was so huge it was sticking out the side window, which just so happened to be on the left side of the car. Which meant dude couldn’t get close enough to the window to reach his food and had to step out, cursing the whole time.

The driver had a comically large dildo in the passenger seat. He’d buckled it in and put a hat on it.

Someone pulled a gun on my brother because the salsa containers weren’t completely full. You can get as many as you want for no extra charge.

This is a recent headline from Arizona (where I live): “Man, 70, was arrested with the body of his dead wife in his car after a stunned worker at a Carl’s Jr drive-thru in Arizona spotted him wearing only his underpants with the naked corpse upside down in the passenger seat.”

I worked at a Tim Hortons and once saw an old lady with like 50 cartons of eggs in her car, I made a joke saying “looks like you could make your own breakfast” and she got real straight faced and said “oh honey those aren’t eggs”. Still have zero clue what else you would store in egg cartons…

Two guys were hotboxing and decided to come to the drive thru. They did not stop smoking even when they pulled up to the window. I swear a cloud of smoke rolled out the window when they lowered it to pay. They offered me a hit and I politely declined.

I was working the drive-thru at Burger King in a snowstorm. Driver orders a coke with no ice. When I hand them the coke, they empty it a bit, break off a couple icicles hanging from the car, put in the coke, and drive off without saying a word.