Who says you need to swear to deliver a savage burn?

While I'm the last person to argue *against* the use of curse words and have generally built a reputation for having a vocabulary to make sailors blush, I will say these clean insults definitely pack a punch!

You see, swear words are kind of like a sledgehammer in their application, and sometimes it's just more satisfying to wreck someone with surgical precision instead. All of these insults are totally clean, so you won't get in trouble at church or school, but you will absolutely destroy your opponent with them.